Jokes

Just looking around
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing-eye dog.
All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head.
The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!"
The blind man replies, "Just looking around."


Cross eyed rotweiler
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy"

Poison Bite
First snake: I hope I'm not poisonous.
Second snake: Why?
First snake: Because I just bit my lip!
~ By Creighton